PPQ:Special Training Theater/Ruka

< PPQ:Ruka

Chapter		First-clear Reward
1	The Rumored Person!? (ウワサのあの人！？)	×3

Episode 1

	人魚の肉を食べると　不老不死になるなんて　ぐすっ…そんな伝説… Eating mermaid meat grants you immortality...A legend like that...
	ひどいわーーーっ！！！ Is just aaawfuuul!!!
	なるほど　人魚の肉…ね I see. Mermaid meat...Eh?
	ふひひ…　これは使えそうだわ！ Fwehehe... I can make good use with this!
	ん？　なんだかうまそうな　においがするな？ Hm? There's something that smells good?
	あ！　そこのキミ！　不老不死になれるとウワサの　人魚の肉はいかが？ Ah! You there! Rumor has it that eating mermaid meat makes you immortal. You want some?
	（人魚のアタシが調理した肉なら　「人魚の肉」って言っても　ウソじゃないよね！） (If I, a mermaid, were to cook the meat, calling it "mermaid meat" isn't a lie!)
	お代はキミの持っている　とっておきの情報だけでいいよ～！ Keep your money, all you have to do is give me your greatest deets~!
	不老不死なんて　信じちゃいねーが…　ちょうど腹が減ってたんだ I don't believe in immortality, though... I'm just hungry.
	それ　オレ様にくれよ！　代わりに農作業のことなら　なんでも教えてやるぜ！ Hand it over to me! I'll tell you all there is to doing farmwork!
	ふひひ…まいどあり～！ Fwehehe...Thanks for your service~!
	（この調子でどんどん情報を　集めてやるんだからー！） (I'm gonna keep collecting news at this rate!)
	―数日後― ―Several days later―
	おかしいわ… That's funny...
	どうしたの　ルカ？ What's the matter, Ruka?
	人魚の肉はもとより　みんな不老不死なんて　信じていないみたいなのに… People don't seem to believe in immortality, let alone mermaid meat...
	なぜかお客さんが　あとをたたないのよ！ Yet for some reason I've got a never-ending line of costumers!
	ちょっと　そこのあなた！ Hey, you there!
	なにやら美味しい肉料理を　出しているそうじゃない　私も　いただきますわ！ I hear this place has delicious meat dishes. I wish to dig in on some!
	えっ？　いや～…　今日は記事の編集を　やろうと思ってて… Eh? No~... I was thinking of editing my news article today...
	我輩も食うぞぉ！　ここの肉料理は　天界でも評判だからなぁ！！ I'll chow down on some too! Your meat dishes are even popular in the Heavenly Sphere!!
	オレさまは　もちろん　ハンバーグだ！！ I, of course, want a hamburger!!
	へ～　ルカって　料理人のそしつがあったんだ？　こんど食べさせてよー♪ Wow~ Ruka, you're quite the good chef, eh? You should cook me something up next time. ♪
	うう～～！　こんなことになるなんて　予想してなかったよ～～！！ Ooh~~! There's no way I could of ever expected things to happen like this~~!!