PPQ:Special Training Theater/Albert

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Chapter First-clear Reward
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Pots and Pincers Require Good Handling
(鍋とハサミは使いよう)
[★5] Red Moon Puyo
×3

Episode 1

[★5] Albert お! コイツは晩ごはんに
ちょうど良さそうだな!
Oh! This fella will be just perfect for tonight’s dinner!
[★5] Praesepe ええっ!?
いきなり何を言い出すんですか~
Eeh!? What’re you yammering about all of a sudden~?
[★5] Praesepe 見ればわかると思いますが
こんなナリなので
絶対に美味しくないですよ~!
I thought you’d understand just by looking, but this crab is Totally Unfit for consumption~!
[★5] Albert いや どこからどう見ても
上質な海の幸って感じだぞ?
Nah, no matter where or how I look, I’m getting High-Quality Seafood vibes here?
[★5] Praesepe そんなことないですよ~
ほら 見てください
このとっても強そうな腕!
Well, your vibes are wrong~! See, just take a look at these ridiculously beefy arms!
[★5] Albert ひきしまっていて
うまそうだな
Yeah, they sure look tasty when you flex ‘em like that.
[★5] Praesepe すばやく横に
移動できる足!
These legs that can swiftly dart from side to side!
[★5] Albert つま先まで身がつまっていて
うまそうだな
Yeah, they sure look tasty with all that meat packed right to the tip.
[★5] Praesepe キョウジンな肉体で
どんな攻撃だって
はね返しますよ~!
This flesh so tough it just bounces right back no matter how you dig into it~!
[★5] Albert カニミソが入ってて
うまそうだな
Yeah, it’ll be super tasty with all the crabmeat inside it.
[★5] Praesepe どうして同じような感想しか
出てこないんですか~!?
Why can’t I get any other reaction out of you, huh~!?
[★5] Albert ははっ コイツを見てると
むかし家族でやった
カニ鍋パーティーを思い出すな
Haha, looking at this guy reminds me of the Crab Hotpot Party my family put together a long time ago.
[★5] Albert あのころは
火かげんの調整が
大変だったんだ…
Back then I had some trouble controlling the strength of my fire magic…
[★5] Praesepe あの~…
おはなし 聞いていただけて
おりますでしょうか?
Uhh~... you’re just sorta rambling at this point, aren’t you?
[★5] Albert あれから魔法も料理の腕も
だいぶ上達したよな…
よし! 今夜はカニざんまいだ!
Both my magic and my cooking skills have come a really long way since then… All right! Tonight we feast on Crab!
[★4] Miriam ちょっと待てよ アルベルト Hold on a second, Albert.
[★5] Albert ん? Hm?
[★4] Miriam そのカニの目 見なよ
食べ物にするにはかわいい…
Look at that crab’s eyes. He’s too cute to turn into dinner…
[★4] Miriam …じゃなくて
マヌケすぎる顔だろ!?
...Not! That face is just too Stupid-looking to eat, isn’t it!?
[★5] Praesepe ガビーン! Ga-Biiiing!
[★5] Albert んー そうだな…
でも こんなオオモノ
めったに手に入らない…
Mmmm, you may be right… but still, it’s not every day I can get my hands on a catch this big…
[★5] Praesepe もお~ そんなことばかり言ってると
防衛モード発動しちゃいますよ~!
Jeeeez~! If that’s all you’re gonna talk about, I have no choice but to activate my Defense Mode~!
[★6] Praesepe キュポポポポポ! Glublublublublublub!
[★4] Miriam うわっ!?
なんだこいつ
思ったよりかわいくないぞ…
Uwaah!? Wow, this guy’s somehow even uglier than I thought…
[★5] Albert こ…これはっ!? Th… This is!?
[★5] Albert オレがいない間
弟たちを守ってくれる番犬に
ちょうど良さそうじゃないか!
This is the perfect watchdog to protect my little siblings when I’m not home!
[★5] Albert よしっ! 今日からコイツは
我が家のペットだ!
All right! Starting today, this guy will officially become my housepet!
[★6] Praesepe キュポポポ!
想定外の事態発生です~!
Glublublublub! This took a completely unexpected turn~!
[★5] Albert 名前はコロなんてどうだ?
かわいいリボンをつければ
妹もきっと喜ぶよな…!
How does Koro sound for your name? If I put this cute ribbon on you, I’m sure my little sis will be thrilled…!
[★6] Praesepe あきらかに 何かを
はきちがえていますよ~
お~た~す~け~
Clearly, you’re making some kind of mistake here~! Some~ Body~ Help~ Me~!
[★4] Miriam アルベルトのヤツ
リボンをつければ何でも
かわいくなると思ってるのか…?
Jeez, that Albert. Does he think he can make anything cute just by slapping a ribbon on it…?
[★4] Miriam やれやれ…
あんなのを妹が見たら
絶対に怖がるだろうね
Good grief… His little sister will be scared out of her wits when she sees that thing.