PPQ:Special Training Theater/Albert
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Chapter | First-clear Reward | |
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Pots and Pincers Require Good Handling (鍋とハサミは使いよう) |
Episode 1
Albert Oh! This fella will be just perfect for tonight’s dinner! | |
Praesepe Eeh!? What’re you yammering about all of a sudden~? | |
Praesepe I thought you’d understand just by looking, but this crab is Totally Unfit for consumption~! | |
Albert Nah, no matter where or how I look, I’m getting High-Quality Seafood vibes here? | |
Praesepe Well, your vibes are wrong~! See, just take a look at these ridiculously beefy arms! | |
Albert Yeah, they sure look tasty when you flex ‘em like that. | |
Praesepe These legs that can swiftly dart from side to side! | |
Albert Yeah, they sure look tasty with all that meat packed right to the tip. | |
Praesepe This flesh so tough it just bounces right back no matter how you dig into it~! | |
Albert Yeah, it’ll be super tasty with all the crabmeat inside it. | |
Praesepe Why can’t I get any other reaction out of you, huh~!? | |
Albert Haha, looking at this guy reminds me of the Crab Hotpot Party my family put together a long time ago. | |
Albert Back then I had some trouble controlling the strength of my fire magic… | |
Praesepe Uhh~... you’re just sorta rambling at this point, aren’t you? | |
Albert Both my magic and my cooking skills have come a really long way since then… All right! Tonight we feast on Crab! | |
Miriam Hold on a second, Albert. | |
Albert Hm? | |
Miriam Look at that crab’s eyes. He’s too cute to turn into dinner… | |
Miriam ...Not! That face is just too Stupid-looking to eat, isn’t it!? | |
Praesepe Ga-Biiiing! | |
Albert Mmmm, you may be right… but still, it’s not every day I can get my hands on a catch this big… | |
Praesepe Jeeeez~! If that’s all you’re gonna talk about, I have no choice but to activate my Defense Mode~! | |
Praesepe Glublublublublublub! | |
Miriam Uwaah!? Wow, this guy’s somehow even uglier than I thought… | |
Albert Th… This is!? | |
Albert This is the perfect watchdog to protect my little siblings when I’m not home! | |
Albert All right! Starting today, this guy will officially become my housepet! | |
Praesepe Glublublublub! This took a completely unexpected turn~! | |
Albert How does Koro sound for your name? If I put this cute ribbon on you, I’m sure my little sis will be thrilled…! | |
Praesepe Clearly, you’re making some kind of mistake here~! Some~ Body~ Help~ Me~! | |
Miriam Jeez, that Albert. Does he think he can make anything cute just by slapping a ribbon on it…? | |
Miriam Good grief… His little sister will be scared out of her wits when she sees that thing. |
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