PPQ:Manzai Demo Theater/Encounter with Nyevus
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Encounter with Nyevus (ナイヴァスとの遭遇) |
Episode 1
プワープアイランド
みんなの学校 |
Inside the Community School, on Pwurp Island |
Uldoradd ...and with that, only a few days remain left before our research is to be presented at the Totally Real Parascience Institute Conference. | |
Uldoradd Ahh~... I've waited so long to hear all about the novel research my fellow colleagues have conducted~ | |
Uldoradd At this point, everyone should be working hard to master their respective field of interest. | |
Uldoradd I mustn't relax either. I'm going to cheer them on, the best I can... | |
Uldoradd Let's go let's go, Parascience! Lovely, lovely, Nyevus! | |
Uldoradd Pretty, charming, Eriaski...? Ugh, it didn't roll off the tongue... | |
![]() ![]() だれか いるのかニャ? |
??? Is somemeown there? |
Uldoradd Uh oh...? | |
ガラガラッ!
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(The door opened!) |
Ms. Accord ...Oh? It seems that there's no one here... | |
Popoi That's pawdd. I swore I heard a creepy, loud voice from nyack here. | |
Ms. Accord I don't believe there was anyone scheduled to use this classroom today... | |
Ms. Accord I'll be sure to keep this door closed, just in case. | |
ガラガラガラ…
ガチャンッ! |
(The door slides... and shuts!) |
Uldoradd Phew, that was a close call... I'd rather die than have someone walk in on me while I'm practicing my cheerleading. | |
Uldoradd I guess it can't be helped. I'll have to move someplace else to practice. That last line needs a bit of work. | |
Uldoradd Hehe... I'm looking forward to the earth-shattering, never before seen, boot-shaking research results you've uncovered, my colleagues... | |
プワープアイランド
町の大通り |
Pwurp Island, on the town's main street |
Nyevus Hehehehehe... The moment I've waited for has finally arrived.... | |
Nyevus The 24th consecutive Pwurp Island Flea Market! | |
Nyevus Sniff, sniff sniff... Ahh~ | |
Nyevus The air is full of the scent of antiques, with just the faintest hint of ooparts, it really gets my blood pumping...! | |
Nyevus So glad to have that annoying McKenna off my back. Now I can search this place for ooparts, head to toe, to my heart's content... | |
Coron Big, big, big selection! Please, take a look at our unicorn plushies~! | |
Arilia Cappity cap cap cap cappies! ♪ Would you like to take a look at our bottle caps? | |
Lewis Please, go ahead and take a “Pot That Makes You Happy”! | |
Nyevus I'm in heaven...!!! | |
![]() ![]() さあさあ よってらっしゃい 見てらっしゃい! |
??? Now, now, don't be shy, come and take a look! |
Elma No two in the world are alike! Who would like to take a closer look at these gilded, glittering treasures? | |
Nyevus This is...! | |
Elma Dear customer, you've got an exquisite taste, don't you! This treasure was found deep in the ruins, and is very limited in quantity! | |
Nyevus Ruins! Treasure!! It HAS to be an oopart!! Where do I pay!? | |
Elma This customer has a crazed look in his eyes... | |
![]() ![]() お待ちなさい! |
??? Stop right there! |
Romance Hunter Rulue The one who deservingly owns that treasure... is me, Rulue! | |
Nyevus Oh, no, I'm to own all the ooparts in the world... Hold on? | |
Nyevus You, you must be... | |
Romance Hunter Rulue Ah, you are... | |
Elma Oh, I get it... These two... They must be treasure hunting rivals, who are eternally battling over treasure! | |
Nyevus Wait, who are you again? | |
Romance Hunter Rulue Do I know this guy? | |
Elma You're complete strangers!? | |
Nyevus My apologies, but I really have no interest in those that are living... | |
Romance Hunter Rulue Like I care! No matter what you say, this go~lden treasure is all mine! | |
Nyevus No, rather, no matter what YOU say, this treasure will forever be miiiine... | |
Elma Alright, I get it! Let's do this instead! | |
Elma Let's hold an auction! Whoever bids the highest gets the treasure! | |
Elma This is a chance to make it big! I won't let this opportunity go to waste! | |
Elma Our starting bid is 100... Who's willing? | |
Nyevus Yeah, yeah, whatever, 24,000! | |
Elma It's already that high!? | |
Romance Hunter Rulue Nice try. How's 240,000? | |
Nyevus Well, how about 2,400,000... | |
Romance Hunter Rulue Denied! I bid 24,000,000,000... | |
Nyevus Fine, then I bid 2,400,000,000,000,000... | |
Romance Hunter Rulue Pocket change! 240,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000... | |
Nyevus My bid is 2,400,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000... | |
Elma Is this treasure really worth all that!? | |
Elma I was just trying to upsell some junk I found at the ruins... | |
Nyevus Uuugh... I won't let you have this golden oopart! | |
Romance Hunter Rulue No! This "Golden Statue Of My Darling Dark Prince" is mine! | |
Nyevus That's right, that Golden Statue of Your Darling Dark Prince is... Excuse me? | |
Nyevus What are you talking about? Golden Statue of your Darling Dark Prince? What is that? | |
Romance Hunter Rulue What are YOU talking about? I'm talking about this beautiful, gilded, bronze statue of my darling Satan, the one you wanted, right? | |
Romance Hunter Rulue This'll be my 5th statue! I can't help but snatch them up! | |
Nyevus Oh, I get it now... it seems we've been aiming for different treasures this whole time... | |
Nyevus The one I wanted was that golden oopart. Here, take a look. | |
カチッ!
ブウゥゥン… |
Click! Whirr, whirr, whirr... |
Elma Kyaa!? That junk is... I mean, the treasure's making a strange sound! | |
ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ…
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Rumble, rumble... |
Romance Hunter Rulue What on earth? There's a hole in the air... There's someone coming out! | |
ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ…
ポーン! |
Rumble rumble... Pop! |
![]() ![]() はわ~っ? ここはどこなの? |
??? Uwaah~...? Where is Luczas...? |
Luczas Luczas was just now in the woods, doing her psychic ability experiements, so why... Wait, so that means! | |
Luczas Yay, yay, Luczas is so happy! ♪ With this, she'll have something special to present at the Totally Real Parascience Institute Conference! | |
Nyevus You're... Luczas, if I'm not mistaken. | |
Luczas Oh, Nyevus! Lookie lookie, Luczas did teleportation successfully! | |
Nyevus Teleportation...? Are you talking about when you fell out of that unexplainable hole in the sky just now? | |
![]() ![]() おっと… やっと見つけました |
??? Oh... Finally found it. |
Roquier To think the Space-Time Tunnel Development Device would be found in a place like this... | |
Elma You all come one right after the other, who the heck are you!? | |
Roquier I'm from the Space-Time Detective Agency. I'm here to collect and recover this device. You don't mind, do you? | |
Elma I do happen to mind! Would YOU mind not getting in the way of MY job!? | |
Roquier I understand, but this is literally my job too... | |
Roquier This device has a lot of hidden power, and puts you all in danger. Leaving it here would be a major hazard. | |
Nyevus So you're saying... This Space-Time Tunnel Development Device or whatever... | |
Nyevus Is definite... most certainly... The ancient oopart remains of a civilization now lost to time!? | |
Roquier No, that's wrong, it's... | |
Nyevus No, no, this is definitely an oopart, right? | |
Roquier Uh... Really, no. | |
Nyevus It's an oopart, right? | |
Roquier Umm... | |
Nyevus It is, isn't it? | |
Roquier Okay, sure, whatever. If we aren't splitting hairs, then it can be an oopart... We'll call it that. | |
Nyevus I knew it all along... Yes, that's right... Hehehehehehe.... | |
Luczas Speaking of which, have you gotten around to preparing your research presentation, Nyevus? | |
Nyevus Research? Presentation? Dunno what you're talking about... | |
Luczas Jeeze! Are you still half asleep? Luczas made this device, and she's gonna talk all about teleportation! | |
Roquier Uh... Anyways, I'll be taking that with me... | |
Nyevus I'll never, ever hand my ooparts over, not even to Luczas. | |
Roquier Um... Excuse me, that gold-coloured device is... | |
Romance Hunter Rulue I get it now... You're bluffing! You really DO want this Golden Darling Dark Prince Statue, don't you? I'm never letting it leave my hands! | |
Roquier Excuse me? | |
Elma Another chance...! It's time for an auction battle! Who's willing to part with the most money? | |
Luczas I won't lose! | |
Nyevus I'll win for sure... | |
Roquier Huh...? |
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