PPQ:Manzai Demo Theater/Outlander Matthew
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Prologue (プロローグ) | |
Epilogue (エピローグ) |
Prologue
Outlander Matthew ……It sure is quiet. | |
Outlander Matthew It’d really be wonderful if it stayed quiet, but... | |
Outlander Richard Yo! Matthew! | |
Outlander Matthew Sigh… If it isn't Richard… | |
Outlander Richard C’mon! What's with the obviously annoyed expression? | |
Outlander Matthew Said annoyance aside, what sort of trouble are you planning on stirring up with me today? | |
Outlander Richard I’m not stirring up trouble. Don't judge a book by its cover … | |
Outlander Richard Well, forget it. Just take a look at this! | |
Outlander Matthew This is… certainly a spellbook that fits your tastes. | |
Outlander Richard Ehehe. Anxious to look inside, aren't you? | |
Outlander Matthew Nope. Not in the slightest... | |
Outlander Richard Go on! Take a look. On this page there's some “secret magic!” | |
Outlander Richard We’ve got to try it out! | |
Outlander Matthew ……Absolutely not. | |
Outlander Richard Matthew, your assistance is priceless! | |
Outlander Matthew Absolutely not...! You really are trouble, aren't you? | |
Outlander Richard It’s a lot to ask! But, I’m telling the truth when I say that this magic that needs two people to cooperate to be pulled off properly. | |
Outlander Richard Besides…… | |
Outlander Matthew Besides? | |
Outlander Richard If you pull it off, you’ll become the strong, untamed warlock you’ve always aimed to be. | |
Outlander Matthew W… What gave you that idea? That sort of thing isn't my cup of tea at all! | |
Outlander Richard Oh? Is that true? Strange…… | |
Outlander Richard I spot you weight training from time to time, and yet you’re being such a stick in the mud about a simple spell... | |
Outlander Matthew When did you…!? That’s… not… ahem. | |
Outlander Matthew ....Well. If you’re going that far, I might as well lend you my help. | |
Outlander Richard Hahaha! I knew it! You really do want to be a untamed warlock, dont you? | |
Outlander Matthew That! Is! Not! The! Case! | |
Outlander Richard I… I see. Got it! | |
Outlander Richard ...Um. Alrighty then. Let’s start with the first step– 240 sit-ups! | |
Outlander Matthew Eh… That’s… do I really have to do all that? | |
Outlander Richard Absolutely! After you’ve finished, we’ll move on to step 2– A Puyo Battle! | |
Outlander Matthew Ugh… How’d I end up letting my quiet, peaceful day get interrupted like this….? |
Epilogue
Outlander Matthew Phew~... | |
Outlander Matthew After exactly 240 sit-ups, we had a Puyo Battle…. Somehow, I managed. | |
Lugo Hmm… You look totally spent, but you’ve got guts, don’t you? | |
Lugo At this rate, you’re gonna become an incredible soldier! | |
Outlander Richard Ain’t that the truth, Matthew! You did awesome. Hehe. | |
Outlander Matthew I’m not going to be a soldier of any kind! | |
Lugo Oh, is that the case? And to think I was going to invite you to join my infantry... | |
Lugo Well, if you end up feeling different, feel free to call upon me! | |
Outlander Matthew …….Anyways. Richard, you were saying? About that “secret magic?” | |
Outlander Richard Ah, dont worry about it. We’re almost done. | |
Outlander Richard Our last step! All I’ve gotta do is repeat the words written here. | |
Outlander Matthew Huh!? Wasn’t this going to be a spell that required the two of us…? | |
Outlander Richard Pay no mind. I’m going to be the one casting the spell! | |
Outlander Matthew So you just wanted me to do the legwork for you…. | |
Outlander Richard Hehehe. It was a good chance for you to get some muscle training in! | |
Outlander Matthew There's a stark difference between asking a favor and letting someone do it for you! | |
Outlander Richard Put it behind you, let’s wrap this up! ...Ahem. | |
Outlander Richard Tweedle deedle dee! Kyurukyururuun! Round and round and round, clap clap, Kerorinpa! | |
Outlander Matthew …...W….What’s gotten into you? This spell has got to be a joke… | |
Outlander Richard I’m just doing what the book says. | |
Outlander Matthew ………… | |
Outlander Richard ………… | |
Outlander Matthew And yet nothing happens. | |
Outlander Richard Hm? That’s weird, ain’t it….. | |
Outlander Matthew H… Hold on. Richard? Something’s up with you… You’ve got a strange aura….? | |
Outlander Richard Oh! It looked like that “secret magic” spell worked after all! | |
Outlander Matthew ...In what way? | |
Outlander Richard Hehe. This magic…. | |
Outlander Richard It’s a kind of secret magic that makes whoever recites the spell a intsie-bit cuter! | |
Outlander Richard And it lasts about 24 hours! | |
Outlander Matthew This… this is foolish... | |
Outlander Richard No! Even if it doesn't really have a use, I thought to myself, ”I had to try out this strange magic!” | |
Outlander Richard And it was a miracle! There you were, unbusy as ever, standing right in front of me! | |
Outlander Matthew ...If we’re done, I’m gonna go. Please, excuse me. | |
Outlander Richard Wait, Matthew! The truth is... I really need you and the others to get together to figure out what we’re going to do. | |
Outlander Richard …..Curses. Maybe I should just bring the others to you. | |
Outlander Matthew ...Hm. Good grief. Acting like I dont have my own schedule... | |
Outlander Matthew It’d be a blessing to hurry this all up so I can have a moment to relax. | |
Outlander Matthew …….Hehe. Although… Even if that magic was a little silly, I did have fun. | |
Outlander Matthew …...W…..Wait, no! I’m just imagining things! | |
Outlander Matthew Ugh, I’d do anything rather than get dragged into that sort of mess again! |
Translated by Martin
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