PPQ:Manzai Demo Theater/Target! Master Santa
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The Secret Santas! (ヒミツのサンタたち!) | |
A Strict Santa Lecture (厳しいサンタ授業) | |
Letter Panic! (レターパニック!) |
Episode 1
Salome Sigh... Another Chwistmas come and went... | |
Salome Years and Years and Years, and Santa still won't bwing me the gift I want... | |
Salome He doesn't get my feewings at all... | |
Salome This is Cwiminal Negwigence! | |
Rozatte ......... | |
Rozatte I see... my, this is quite the conundrum. | |
Rozatte If something isn't done, then... | |
「プワープアイランド ヒミツの場所」 |
[Pwurp Island, in a Secret Spot] |
ここに さまざまな サンタ(?)が集められていた… |
Various Santas (?) have begun to assemble here... |
Rebecca ver. Holy Night This is supposed to be a secret meeting, but you called us all out here... the Heck? | |
Santa Arle Everyone's looking super Christmasy! | |
Wynn ver. Holy Night Just what kind of meeting is this, anyway? I'm so excited! | |
Reindeer Schezo Heh... it would seem that a very special Private Lesson is coming upon us here. | |
Reindeer Schezo Hardly necessary for me, but I'll stay and watch nonetheless. | |
Santa Sig Yaaawn | |
Richard ver. Holy Night ...Seems we've got some people that I haven't seen around here on a regular basis. | |
Albert ver. Holy Night No kidding... what the heck is this Special Lesson that Professor Rozatte is planning? | |
Matthew ver. Holy Night Heheh! With all these people around, it feels kinda fun! | |
Miriam ver. Holy Night Probably a lesson relating to Christmas somehow... Oh well, it's just an easy A for me. | |
Sullivan ver. Holy Night Special Lesson... it would be nice if there was something pretty involved, but... | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte Sorry to have kept you waiting, everyone. | |
Richard ver. Holy Night Professor Rozatte! Just what kind of lesson are you intending to hold here today? | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte Heheh... I believe you're all amply prepared by now. | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte Well then, shall we begin? | |
Santa Arle Begin what, exactly? | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte That goes without saying... This is a lesson in becoming the most splendid Santa you can be! | |
Albert ver. Holy Night S-Santa!? | |
Reindeer Schezo Hey, I was informed that this was to be a Private Magic Lesson... | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte Why, of course. In order to become a splendid magician... it is quite crucial that you learn how to become a splendid Santa. | |
Matthew ver. Holy Night No way! Could it be... has Santa really been our Professor this whole time!? | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte You're close, but I'm afraid that's not quite correct... you've got the general idea down, though. | |
Matthew ver. Holy Night Whaa-! Is... is that right... | |
Miriam ver. Holy Night Hey, uh, that's not really what you ought to be shocked about here. | |
Rebecca ver. Holy Night But still, a lesson in being Santa? Santa's just one guy though, isn't he? | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte Since you've been listening well up to this point, This is the truth of the whole Santa matter... | |
数時間後… | Some Hours Later... |
Santa Mentor Rozatte And so and so, and such and such, and yada yada... and that's the basics of it, pretty much! | |
Santa Sig Ghhhh... snooore... | |
Reindeer Schezo Kh... how odd that I of all people would somehow nod off... hm? | |
Sullivan ver. Holy Night To think that Santa's duties involved such a history of hardship and misery... | |
Wynn ver. Holy Night I've done nothing but beg for my presents all these years, and I had no idea... | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte It's a secret for only good children to know. | |
Matthew ver. Holy Night ...W-Well then, let's all do the best Santa job we can! | |
Matthew ver. Holy Night Let's chase away all of Santa's worries! | |
Albert ver. Holy Night All right! For my little siblings too, I'll become a magnificent "Master Santa"! | |
Rebecca ver. Holy Night Fheeheeheehee! If it's deliveries you need, just leave it all to me! | |
Reindeer Schezo ... Hey now, just what sort of nonsense are you spewing? | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte Heheh... Well then, everyone, let Santa's Lesson begin! |
Episode 2
「プワープアイランド
ヒミツの場所」 |
A Secret Spot |
Miriam ver. Holy Night Ugh... Augh... Are we finally...done...? | |
Matthew ver. Holy Night Maaan... I'm tired~! | |
Richard ver. Holy Night This is nothing... I can handle something like...this...*faint* | |
Albert ver. Holy Night Quit acting so tough... Still, I didn't think we'd have to do something like this... | |
Sullivan ver. Holy Night There were a lot of things I didn't expect, and even more on top of that... | |
Wynn ver. Holy Night I never imagined Santa would have to do all of this and that just to practice... | |
Rebecca ver. Holy Night The road of delivering presents...is a steep one, isn't it... | |
Reindeer Schezo I can't make heads or tails of what's going on... But it seems like you guys have been worked to the bone. | |
Santa Arle While you were slacking off, we got one step closer to becoming Santas! | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte Everyone, you all did well to endure such rigorous coursework. | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte Now, let's go on to the next step. | |
Santa Arle There's even more?! | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte Now then, you've all had a chance to learn the foundational theories of being Santa. | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte This next part will be an extracurricular lesson. | |
Matthew ver. Holy Night An extracurricular lesson? What is it? | |
Miriam ver. Holy Night If it's about being Santa, then obviously we'll be practicing the act of delivering presents. | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte Unfortunately... That is incorrect. | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte I'm going to have you all guess what the children are wishing for. | |
Sullivan ver. Holy Night We have to guess...? How are we going to do that? | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte Hehe... Obviously, you'll have to... | |
Albert ver. Holy Night O-obviously...? | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte Just follow your intuition... | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte In short, just follow your heart! | |
Richard ver. Holy Night I see, follow our hearts... Wait, that's all?! | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte Even if I say to follow your heart, it's still important to consider anything the children tell you. | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte Let's see... Let's try with that girl over there. | |
Santa Arle Alright~! Just leave it to me! | |
Santa Arle Hey there! I'm going to guess what you want for Christmas! | |
Salome W-what's this aww of a sudden?! | |
Santa Arle Hmm... Oh, I've got it! You want a large helping of curry! ...Right? | |
Salome That's not what I'm wishing for at aww! | |
Santa Arle Huh? That's weird. You don't want that even if curry's so delicious? | |
Salome That's not even a pwesent! It's just a weguwaw food! | |
Richard ver. Holy Night I've got it. You must want a reference book, yes? | |
Salome I don't want that at aww! | |
Santa Sig ...What about a rhino beetle? | |
Salome Those awe scawy, so no! | |
Sullivan ver. Holy Night What about...beautiful gemstones? | |
Salome I awweady have wots of those. I'm a pwincess, aftew aww. | |
Reindeer Schezo Hmph... I can't believe none of you can guess it. | |
Reindeer Schezo What she wants... It must be...a café au lait! | |
Salome I pwefew tea, not coffee! | |
Rebecca ver. Holy Night Heheehee! Everyone, out of my way, I know what she wants! | |
Salome Thewe's mowe of you...? | |
Rebecca ver. Holy Night I know! You want to be friends with that ghost behind you! | |
Salome Th-thewe's nothing behind me! | |
Rebecca ver. Holy Night Huh? But it looks like there's a ghost there... | |
Salome Thewe's nothing thewe! | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte How troublesome... I didn't think everyone would fail to guess it. | |
Santa Arle Well, guessing the wishes of a total stranger is pretty hard... | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte I suppose there's no helping it. If this is the case, there's no choice but to use my secret art. | |
Richard ver. Holy Night A secret art...?! | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte Now then, to all the children... | |
Miriam ver. Holy Night It's not some forbidden magic, is it...? | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte Please write a letter to Santa telling him what you want! | |
Wynn ver. Holy Night You're just asking them directly?! | |
Richard ver. Holy Night I didn't see this coming, but it is the most logical approach. | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte Indeed. Now then... Why don't we hand out some blank letters to the children? | |
![]() ![]() (フフフ… これは いいことを聞いたぞ) |
??? (Hehehe... I heard something interesting.) |
![]() ![]() (わたしも プレゼントを いただくことにしよう!) |
??? (I, too, shall receive a present!) |
![]() ![]() (闇の貴公子にふさわしい… とっておきの プレゼントを… だ!) |
??? (A very special gift, one befitting the Prince of Darkness! |
Episode 3
「プワープアイランド
ヒミツの場所」 |
A Secret Spot |
クリスマス当日の朝… | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte What's all this, now... | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte It seems we've got a mountain of letters addressed to Santa! | |
Matthew ver. Holy Night Professor Rozatte! Bad news! There's a rumor going around about the letters... | |
Matthew ver. Holy Night They're saying that if you write to Santa, anyone can get whatever they ask for! | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte Wh-what is the meaning of this?! | |
Santa Satan By writing a simple letter, you can get whatever your heart desires... | |
Santa Satan ...Hahaha, we simply must hitch a ride on this wave of fortune! | |
Santa Witch Ohohoho~! I wonder what manner of present shall I request? | |
Santa Witch Perhaps I should ask for great power? Or perhaps a future where I'm a proper witch? No, no, I should definitely ask for the recipe of a perfect magic potion... | |
Santa Arle Wah, amazing... There's this many letters? | |
Reindeer Schezo Hmph, let's take a look at one. What's it say... | |
Reindeer Schezo "I want lots of money. Hurry up and give me some. --Elma" | |
Reindeer Schezo What's with these annoying letters? There's no hopes or dreams in these... | |
Albert ver. Holy Night This one says... "To spend a lovely time with Arle and Carbuncle"...? | |
Santa Arle H-huh?! This is the first time I’m hearing that! | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte What a bother... For some reason, most of these letters seem to be from the grown-ups. | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte There's no getting out of this now... I'll just have to use one of my secret arts. | |
Miriam ver. Holy Night This one is actually a secret art, right?! | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte This secret art... It is... | |
Miriam ver. Holy Night It is...? *gulp* | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte Following our hearts! | |
Richard ver. Holy Night I didn't think we would resort to that again... | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte Everyone, listen up! You've all completed your difficult coursework, learned how to follow your hearts, and distributed many letters. | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte In other words, everyone's hearts must be racing now! | |
Santa Arle I see! We really did work hard! | |
Miriam ver. Holy Night Speak for yourself, it was quite easy for me. Though...you two have a point. | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte With that in mind... Let us follow our hearts to the fullest and hand out these presents! | |
クリスマスの夜… | |
Albert ver. Holy Night I've got a little brother and a little sister, so I know how to pick the perfect present! | |
Rebecca ver. Holy Night Heheeheeheeheehee! Just leave the good kids' presents to me! | |
Matthew ver. Holy Night As Santa this year, I'll do my very best! | |
Santa Satan HAーHAHAHA! The Great Santa Satan has arrived! | |
Santa Arle EH?! Where'd you come from! | |
Santa Witch Howdy-doo! I'm here too! | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte The more Santas there are, the better. Thank you all for coming. | |
Santa Satan Arle! The present I have for you is spending time with me... | |
Santa Arle I'm going on ahead! | |
Santa Satan Hehehe... She's always playing hard to get... | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte With this many Santas out there, we can hand out gifts to the adults, too. | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte Now, do your best until morning! | |
Sullivan ver. Holy Night Aye aye~! | |
Nighty-Night Salome (Hwahhh... I'm sweepy...) | |
Nighty-Night Salome (Santa stiww hasn't come yet... I hope he comes...soon...) | |
Miriam ver. Holy Night ...This is the girl whose wish everyone was trying to guess, isn't it? | |
Nighty-Night Salome Zzz... zzz... | |
Miriam ver. Holy Night Hmm, well... Let's go with this! My heart could never be wrong! | |
サンタたちは 夜どおし プレゼントを配った… |
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そして 夜が明ける… | |
Christmash Salome Thewe's a pwesent in my stocking! Santa came to visit me! | |
Christmash Salome Th-this is...! | |
Christmash Salome It's the "Yakisoba Man Twansfowmation Set"! | |
Christmash Salome Evewyone was talking about this during summew, but I couldn't get it... | |
Christmash Salome If I can become the mystewious monster Yakisoba Man... | |
Christmash Salome Then I can get over my feaw of monstews! | |
Christmash Salome Hehehe, Santa's weawwy been keeping an eye on me. | |
Miriam ver. Holy Night ...Hang on, how was I supposed to know she wanted that?! ...Ugh. | |
Matthew ver. Holy Night Ehehe... I filled so many stockings with presents... Zzz... | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte Ahaha, it looks like our special lesson was a success. | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte Next year, we'll have to train even more and more Santas... | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte So I should start thinking up the lesson plans now! | |
Albert ver. Holy Night Mm... Everyone, I have a present from Santa... | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte ...I'll also leave a present for my apprentices here, so they don't wake up. | |
Santa Mentor Rozatte From your Santa Mentor... Merry Christmas, everyone. | |
「めざせ!マスターサンタ」
~おしまい~ |
~ The End ~ |
- Episode 1 translated by Minunlike
- Episodes 2-3 translated by eudaemonics
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