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The Secret Santas! (ヒミツのサンタたち!) | |
A Strict Santa Lecture (厳しいサンタ授業) | |
Letter Panic! (レターパニック!) |
Synopsis
12月のプワープアイランドでは、ある教室にサンタの格好をしたみんなが集められていた。
どうやらここで、特別な「ある授業」が受けられるらしい。ドキドキする面々の前にあらわれたのは、魔法使いの先生であるローザッテ。 「さあ、サンタの授業をはじめましょう!」 かくしてみんなは、立派なサンタになるための修行をはじめるのだった……。
Story Translators: Minunlike, Eudaemonics
Episode 1
Salome
Years and Years and Years, and Santa still won't bwing me the gift I want...
「プワープアイランド
ヒミツの場所」
ヒミツの場所」
[Pwurp Island, in a Secret Spot]
ここに さまざまな
サンタ(?)が集められていた…
サンタ(?)が集められていた…
Various Santas (?) have begun to assemble here...
Rebecca ver. Holy Night
This is supposed to be a secret meeting, but you called us all out here... the Heck?
Wynn ver. Holy Night
Just what kind of meeting is this, anyway? I'm so excited!
Reindeer Schezo
Heh... it would seem that a very special Private Lesson is coming upon us here.
Reindeer Schezo
Hardly necessary for me, but I'll stay and watch nonetheless.
Richard ver. Holy Night
...Seems we've got some people that I haven't seen around here on a regular basis.
Albert ver. Holy Night
No kidding... what the heck is this Special Lesson that Professor Rozatte is planning?
Matthew ver. Holy Night
Heheh! With all these people around, it feels kinda fun!
Miriam ver. Holy Night
Probably a lesson relating to Christmas somehow... Oh well, it's just an easy A for me.
Sullivan ver. Holy Night
Special Lesson... it would be nice if there was something pretty involved, but...
Richard ver. Holy Night
Professor Rozatte! Just what kind of lesson are you intending to hold here today?
Santa Mentor Rozatte
Heheh... I believe you're all amply prepared by now.
Santa Mentor Rozatte
That goes without saying... This is a lesson in becoming the most splendid Santa you can be!
Reindeer Schezo
Hey, I was informed that this was to be a Private Magic Lesson...
Santa Mentor Rozatte
Why, of course. In order to become a splendid magician... it is quite crucial that you learn how to become a splendid Santa.
Matthew ver. Holy Night
No way! Could it be... has Santa really been our Professor this whole time!?
Santa Mentor Rozatte
You're close, but I'm afraid that's not quite correct... you've got the general idea down, though.
Miriam ver. Holy Night
Hey, uh, that's not really what you ought to be shocked about here.
Rebecca ver. Holy Night
But still, a lesson in being Santa? Santa's just one guy though, isn't he?
Santa Mentor Rozatte
Since you've been listening well up to this point, This is the truth of the whole Santa matter...
数時間後…
Some Hours Later...
Santa Mentor Rozatte
And so and so, and such and such, and yada yada... and that's the basics of it, pretty much!
Reindeer Schezo
Kh... how odd that I of all people would somehow nod off... hm?
Sullivan ver. Holy Night
To think that Santa's duties involved such a history of hardship and misery...
Wynn ver. Holy Night
I've done nothing but beg for my presents all these years, and I had no idea...
Matthew ver. Holy Night
...W-Well then, let's all do the best Santa job we can!
Albert ver. Holy Night
All right! For my little siblings too, I'll become a magnificent "Master Santa"!
Rebecca ver. Holy Night
Fheeheeheehee! If it's deliveries you need, just leave it all to me!
Reindeer Schezo
... Hey now, just what sort of nonsense are you spewing?
Santa Mentor Rozatte
Heheh... Well then, everyone, let Santa's Lesson begin!
Episode 2
「プワープアイランド
ヒミツの場所」
ヒミツの場所」
Pwurp Island
A Secret Spot
A Secret Spot
Richard ver. Holy Night
This is nothing... I can handle something like...this...*faint*
Albert ver. Holy Night
Quit acting so tough... Still, I didn't think we'd have to do something like this...
Sullivan ver. Holy Night
There were a lot of things I didn't expect, and even more on top of that...
Wynn ver. Holy Night
I never imagined Santa would have to do all of this and that just to practice...
Rebecca ver. Holy Night
The road of delivering presents...is a steep one, isn't it...
Reindeer Schezo
I can't make heads or tails of what's going on... But it seems like you guys have been worked to the bone.
Santa Arle
While you were slacking off, we got one step closer to becoming Santas!
Santa Mentor Rozatte
Everyone, you all did well to endure such rigorous coursework.
Santa Mentor Rozatte
Now then, you've all had a chance to learn the foundational theories of being Santa.
Miriam ver. Holy Night
If it's about being Santa, then obviously we'll be practicing the act of delivering presents.
Santa Mentor Rozatte
I'm going to have you all guess what the children are wishing for.
Sullivan ver. Holy Night
We have to guess...? How are we going to do that?
Richard ver. Holy Night
I see, follow our hearts... Wait, that's all?!
Santa Mentor Rozatte
Even if I say to follow your heart, it's still important to consider anything the children tell you.
Santa Mentor Rozatte
Let's see... Let's try with that girl over there.
Santa Arle
Hey there! I'm going to guess what you want for Christmas!
Santa Arle
Hmm... Oh, I've got it! You want a large helping of curry! ...Right?
Santa Arle
Huh? That's weird. You don't want that even if curry's so delicious?
Richard ver. Holy Night
I've got it. You must want a reference book, yes?
Reindeer Schezo
Hmph... I can't believe none of you can guess it.
Rebecca ver. Holy Night
Heheehee! Everyone, out of my way, I know what she wants!
Rebecca ver. Holy Night
I know! You want to be friends with that ghost behind you!
Rebecca ver. Holy Night
Huh? But it looks like there's a ghost there...
Santa Mentor Rozatte
How troublesome... I didn't think everyone would fail to guess it.
Santa Arle
Well, guessing the wishes of a total stranger is pretty hard...
Santa Mentor Rozatte
I suppose there's no helping it. If this is the case, there's no choice but to use my secret art.
Santa Mentor Rozatte
Please write a letter to Santa telling him what you want!
Richard ver. Holy Night
I didn't see this coming, but it is the most logical approach.
Santa Mentor Rozatte
Indeed. Now then... Why don't we hand out some blank letters to the children?
???
(フフフ…
これは いいことを聞いたぞ)
これは いいことを聞いたぞ)

???
(Hehehe... I heard something interesting.)
???
(わたしも プレゼントを
いただくことにしよう!)
いただくことにしよう!)

???
(I, too, shall receive a present!)
???
(闇の貴公子にふさわしい…
とっておきの プレゼントを… だ!)
とっておきの プレゼントを… だ!)

???
(A very special gift, one befitting the Prince of Darkness!
Episode 3
「プワープアイランド
ヒミツの場所」
ヒミツの場所」
Pwurp Island
A Secret Spot
A Secret Spot
クリスマス当日の朝…
The morning of Christmas day...
Santa Mentor Rozatte
It seems we've got a mountain of letters addressed to Santa!
Matthew ver. Holy Night
Professor Rozatte! Bad news! There's a rumor going around about the letters...
Matthew ver. Holy Night
They're saying that if you write to Santa, anyone can get whatever they ask for!
Santa Satan
By writing a simple letter, you can get whatever your heart desires...
Santa Satan
...Hahaha, we simply must hitch a ride on this wave of fortune!
Santa Witch
Ohohoho~! I wonder what manner of present shall I request?
Santa Witch
Perhaps I should ask for great power? Or perhaps a future where I'm a proper witch? No, no, I should definitely ask for the recipe of a perfect magic potion...
Reindeer Schezo
"I want lots of money. Hurry up and give me some. --Elma"
Reindeer Schezo
What's with these annoying letters? There's no hopes or dreams in these...
Albert ver. Holy Night
This one says... "To spend a lovely time with Arle and Carbuncle"...?
Santa Mentor Rozatte
What a bother... For some reason, most of these letters seem to be from the grown-ups.
Santa Mentor Rozatte
There's no getting out of this now... I'll just have to use one of my secret arts.
Miriam ver. Holy Night
This one is actually a secret art, right?!
Richard ver. Holy Night
I didn't think we would resort to that again...
Santa Mentor Rozatte
Everyone, listen up! You've all completed your difficult coursework, learned how to follow your hearts, and distributed many letters.
Santa Mentor Rozatte
In other words, everyone's hearts must be racing now!
Miriam ver. Holy Night
Speak for yourself, it was quite easy for me. Though...you two have a point.
Santa Mentor Rozatte
With that in mind... Let us follow our hearts to the fullest and hand out these presents!
クリスマスの夜…
Christmas night...
Albert ver. Holy Night
I've got a little brother and a little sister, so I know how to pick the perfect present!
Rebecca ver. Holy Night
Heheeheeheeheehee! Just leave the good kids' presents to me!
Santa Mentor Rozatte
The more Santas there are, the better. Thank you all for coming.
Santa Satan
Arle! The present I have for you is spending time with me...
Santa Mentor Rozatte
With this many Santas out there, we can hand out gifts to the adults, too.
Nighty-Night Salome
(Santa stiww hasn't come yet... I hope he comes...soon...)
Miriam ver. Holy Night
...This is the girl whose wish everyone was trying to guess, isn't it?
Miriam ver. Holy Night
Hmm, well... Let's go with this! My heart could never be wrong!
サンタたちは 夜どおし
プレゼントを配った…
プレゼントを配った…
And so the Santas delivered presents all throughout the night...
そして 夜が明ける…
Until the crack of dawn...
Christmash Salome
Thewe's a pwesent in my stocking! Santa came to visit me!
Christmash Salome
Evewyone was talking about this during summew, but I couldn't get it...
Christmash Salome
If I can become the mystewious monster Yakisoba Man...
Miriam ver. Holy Night
...Hang on, how was I supposed to know she wanted that?! ...Ugh.
Matthew ver. Holy Night
Ehehe... I filled so many stockings with presents... Zzz...
Santa Mentor Rozatte
Ahaha, it looks like our special lesson was a success.
Santa Mentor Rozatte
Next year, we'll have to train even more and more Santas...
Santa Mentor Rozatte
So I should start thinking up the lesson plans now!
Albert ver. Holy Night
Mm... Everyone, I have a present from Santa...
Santa Mentor Rozatte
...I'll also leave a present for my apprentices here, so they don't wake up.
Santa Mentor Rozatte
From your Santa Mentor... Merry Christmas, everyone.
「めざせ!マスターサンタ」
~おしまい~
~おしまい~
Shoot for the Stars! Master Santa
~ The End ~
~ The End ~
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