PPQ:Manzai Demo Theater/Runaway Chant of Butler and Prince

Prologue

	王子～！　王子～～～！！ Your Highness~! Your Highneeessss~!!
	はぁ…　王子は　いま　どこで何をしているのでしょうか… *sigh*... I wonder where the Prince is now, and what he's doing...
	オトモは　とても　とても　心配で　心配で… Your Butler is so very, very worried and fretful...
	まいにち　まいにち　王子の夢を　見てしまいます… Day after day, I keep having dreams of the Prince...
	…はっ！　…そういえば　昨夜の夢で王子が… ...Hah! ...Come to think of it, in last night's dream, the Prince said...
	「オトモヨ　マッテオルゾ！」　…と言っていたような気が… "Butler, I await your arrival!" ...or something like that, I think...
	なんだか　今日こそは　王子を見つけられる　…そんな予感がいたします！ In any case, today must be the day I find him... This is a sign!
	待っていてください　王子！　このオトモ　次元の果てまで　追いかけますとも！ Please wait for me, Your Highness! Your Butler will pursue you to the very ends of time and space!

Episode 1 Pre-boss

	…とは言ったものの　どこから手を付けるべきでしょうか… ...Having said that, I'm not sure where I should start...
	ハロー！　そこのお兄さん！　こんなところでどうしたの？ Hello~! You, young guy over there! What brings you to a place like this?
	もしかして… Could it be...
	本日の　耳より情報を聞きに来たのかなー？ You're here to pick up the latest and greatest intel~?
	情報…ですか？ Intel... you say?
	そうそう！ Right, right!
	プワープの最新情報は… Pwurp's most up-to-date info...
	みーんなこのアタシに　集約されているのよ！ is aaaaaall meticulously compiled by yours truly!
	そうでしたか！　それは心強い！ Is that so! What a relief!
	それでは　見目うるわしく　秀才で　ウルトラエレガントな Well then, what do you know about the lovely, prodigious, Ultra-Elegant...
	サアルデ・カナール・シェルブリック3世王子の情報をお願いできますか？ Prince Salde Canarl Shellbrick III? Can you give me any info on him?
	んーっと…？　さあるで…かなーる…？ Mmm, uh...? Salday... Ka-narl...?
	あのさ　その人　名前以外に　トクチョウってある？ Hey, uh, can you tell me anything about the guy besides his name?
	ええ！　王子の成長日記を持っていますので　いま　お見せしますね！ That I can! I've got the Prince's growth diary here with me. I'll show it to you right now!
	…パラパラ… ...*flip flip*...
	へー！　赤ちゃんのころからって　ずいぶんと沢山あるのね！ Whoa~! There's a ridiculous amount of info here, way back from when he was a baby!
	はい！　王子の成長に合わせた　時代年表もありますよ Yes! There's also a chronological table documenting each period of the Prince's development.
	ふむふむ！　それも見せてくれる？ Hmm, hmm! Could I have a look at that as well?
	(成長日記だけで十分だけど　もらえる情報は多いほうがいいわ♪) (The diary is more than enough, but the more info I can nab, the better♪)
	こちらです Here it is.
	…パラパラ… ...*flip flip*...
	(えっ？　コレってアタシの知らないゴクヒジョウホウばかりじゃない！) (Eh? This is super top-secret info I've never heard, isn't it!)
	(しかも　王族の情報って…　このお兄さん　もしかして…！) (On top of that, it's info on a member of royalty... could this guy be...!)
	あの　どうかなさいましたか？ Um, what was it you needed?
	(優しそうにふるまってはいるけど　底の見えない　あの目つき…) (He's acting really kind, but those eyes of his that you can hardly even see...)
	(…しかも剣なんて持っちゃってるし　まちがいない　これは…) (And that sword-thing he's carrying. There's no mistaking it, this is...)
	(ドウギョウシャつぶしだわっ！) (A business rival trying to snuff me out!)
	顔色が悪いようですが… Your face looks a bit pale there...
	ア…　ア… Y... you...
	…？ ...?
	アタシの情報をうばいに来たのね！ You're here to steal my intel, aren't ya!
	そんなヒキョウな人は　返りうちにしてやるんだからー！！ I'll turn the tables right back on you, ya coward-!!
	何のことでしょうか～～っ！？ What on Earth are you even talking about~~!?