PPQ:Manzai Demo Theater/The Path of Training Be Heavy!

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Chapter
1	Into Her Dream! (夢の中へ！)
2	Absorbed in Training! (修行にムチュー！)
3	Gather, Strong Animals! (集え、強いアニマル！)

Episode 1

	― プワープアイランド ― とある拳法家の屋敷 ― Pwurp Island ― At a certain kung fu lineage's mansion
	今日も朝のおつとめを始めましょう！　そうじ　せんたく　すいじ！　各自もちばに… Let us begin today's chores! Cleaning, laundry, and cooking! Each person will tackle their own respective duties...
	おい　人数が足りないんじゃないか？ Hang on. Aren't we short one person?
	ほんとうだ～！　４人しかいないね Ooh, we are~! There's only four of us here right now, huh?
	確かに　人数が少ないですね… Surely someone isn't shirking their work...?!
	おつとめは　５人で分担するようにと　師父がおっしゃられていますからね　点呼をとりましょう！ Since shifu told us that we should divide the housework among five people, I shall do rollcall!
	まずは私！　スザク！　ハイ！ First, myself: Suzaku! Present!
	続いて　セイリュウ！ Next, Seiryuu!
	ここだ Here.
	ビャッコ！ Byakko!
	いるぜー！ Right here!
	キリン！ Kirin!
	はいはーい！　キリンさんでーす♪ Yep yep! Present and accounted for ♪
	ゲンブ！ Genbu!
	しーん (Silence)
	ゲンブがいないようだな　…まったく　なにをしてるんだ？ Genbu is missing, it seems... Just what is she doing, slacking off like this?
	へへーん　きっと寝坊だぜ！　ビャッコさまが起こしてやる！ Hehe, I bet she's sleeping in! I'll go wake her up!
	…珍しいですね　ゲンブはおっとりとしてはいますが　朝寝坊は記憶にありません That's unusual, though. Genbu might be rather laid-back, but I can't recall her ever sleeping in.
	なにごともなければ　いいんですが… I hope it's nothing serious...
	（すやすや) Zzz...
	あー！　やっぱり寝てるー！ Wow~ She really is sleeping in!
	おーい！　ゲンブねーちゃん！　起きろー！　朝だぞー！ Oiー Genbuー! Wake up! It's morning!
	（すやすや） Zzz...
	ゲンブさーん　おつとめの時間だよ～♪ Genbu, it's time to do the chores~♪
	（すやすや） Zzz...
	ぜんぜん起きないぞ！　いったい　どーしたんだよ！？ She ain't wakin' up at all! What should we do?!
	うーん…　二人がこんなに大きな声で　騒いでいるのに目が覚めないとは Hmm... If even your loud voices couldn't wake her up, that must mean...
	もしかしたら　ただ寝ているだけでは　ないのかもしれないな Perhaps this isn't just her sleeping in.
	いったい　ゲンブになにが… Just what could have happened to Genbu...?
	？？？ 念のために　見に来てみたら…　やっぱりこうなっちゃったかー I came back just to check on her... I knew it'd probably turn out like this.
	夢におぼれちゃうかも～って　心配だったんだよね… I was worried she'd become so absorbed in her dream...
	お前はなにものだ！？ And who are you?!
	エリサちゃんは　夢の配達人♪　夢の中で　お願い事を叶えてあげるの I'm just the dream courier, Elisa ♪ I bring dreams where a~ll your wishes come true!
	それで　昨日この子に頼まれて　お願い事を叶えてあげたんだよっ☆ Yesterday, miss sleepyhead here asked me to give her a dream like that, so I did ☆
	夢を叶える…？　ゲンブはあなたに　どんなことを　お願いしたんですか？ A dream where your wishes come true...? What kind of dream did Genbu ask for?
	のんびりやさんだから　夢の中でも修行したいって言われたの　だから叶えてあげたんだよ～☆ She's a rea~l easygoing girl, so she told me she wanted to make up with training in her dreams! So I made it happen.
	エリサちゃんね　がんばりやさんのことは　応援してあげたいから～♪ You see, I love hardworking and persevering types like that, so I provide them with Elisa's special dream service when I can~ ♪
	しかし　このまま放っておくと　朝の時間が終わってしまう Though, if we let her sleep like this, the morning will soon be over.
	普段の修行の時間が減ってしまっては　本末転倒じゃないか？ Isn't decreasing her training time in the real world putting the cart before the horse a bit?
	…………た　たしかに～！　気が付かなかった…うっかり☆ ... ... I-I guess you got me there~! I didn't realize that... How careless of lil ol' me ☆
	ねえねえ～　せっかく　夢の中でがんばっても　意味がないんじゃかわいそうだよ You know, I feel bad for her since she's training so hard in her dream but it won't really amount to anything...
	早く起こしてあげてよー Let's hurry and wake her up!
	うーん　それができないんだなぁ…　自分で起きてもらわないと Hm... I can't do that though~ I've gotta let the dreamers wake up on their own, you see.
	でもゲンブねーちゃんは起こしても　ぜーんぜん起きないぞ！ But she won't wake up even if we try to wake her up!
	うん　だからキミたちが　夢の中に行って　この子を起こしてあげてよ☆ Yep, so I think all four of you have got to travel into her dream and wake her up from there ☆
	は？　なにを言って… Huh? That's ridiculous...
	はーい　じゃあ夢の中に　ご案内するよ～♪ All aboard, everyone~! We're going straight to dreamland~♪
	おい！　話を… Wait! Listen t...
	そーれ～☆ Choo choo~☆
	みんな う　うわあ～～～～！ Everyone UWAAAH~!
	― ゲンブの夢の中 ― ― Within Genbu's dream ―
	はっ！　こ　ここは！？　森の中…？ H-huh?! Is this the forest...?!
	あ～！　みんな！　あそこ見て～！ Woah, everyone! Look over there!
	さあ　かかってきなサイ！　相手になりマス！ Now, come at me! You shall be my next opponent!
	なにこれー？　みどりのヘビー？　なにがなんだか　わからないけど　みどりのあいてには　負けないよ！ What is this, some kinda green snake? I got no idea what you are, but I ain't lettin' some green fella get the best of me!
	パプリスの群れと…　あれはゲンブ…なのか！？ In the middle of that group of Paprisu... Is that...Genbu?!
	なんかイメチェンしてるっぽいけど　あの雰囲気はゲンブさんで　間違いナシだよー Seems like she's changed up her look, but that aura is definitely Genbu!
	手加減しないヨ！ Do not expect me to go easy on you!
	なんだか強そうで　カッコイイな！　アツい戦いの予感がするぞ！ Whoa, she seems kinda strong and cool! I bet this is gonna be an awesome fight!

Episode 2

	― ゲンブの夢の中 ― ― Inside Genbu's dream ―
	苦手な相手に勝ってこそ…　修行の意味があるのデス！ Training is only meaningful when against an opponent who has the advantage!
	みどりなんて　イチコロ！　かくごー！！ I ain't losin' to the likes of some greeny! Come at me!!
	たあー！ Take this!
	どたばた　どたばた (Scuffle scuffle)
	ゲンブの優勢が続いています！　このままなら　勝てる！ Genbu's got the upper hand! If she keeps this up, victory will be hers!
	がんばれー！　ゲンブねーちゃーん！ Go, go, Genbu!
	…隙アリ！　もらったデス！ You're wide open! Hiyah!
	うわ～！　ばたんきゅ～… Uwah~! I'm zonked...
	あの数の相手を倒してしまうとは… I can't believe she defeated that many of them...
	さっすが　ゲンブさんー♪ That's our Genbu~ ♪
	んじゃー　起きてプワープに帰ろうぜ！ Okay then, time for you to wake up and come back to Pwurp!
	起きて…？　何を言ってるんですカ！　まだ修行の途中ですヨ！ Wake up...? Just what are you proposing! I am still in the middle of my training!
	そうだそうだ！　こんどは　あおいパプリスと　修行する約束ー！ That's right, that's right! You promised to train with us Blue Paprisus!
	ゲンブ…？　いや　だからですね　朝のおつとめのために　この夢から出て… Genbu...? No, you have to wake up so we can take care of the chores...
	夢？　おつとめ？　修行のジャマを　しないでくだサイ！ A dream? Chores? Please do not suggest things that would interfere with my training!
	おっと…これはマズイんじゃないか？ Hm... This doesn't seem to be going well, does it?
	修行のジャマをする人たち…　みんな敵デス！ All of those who would seek to interfere with my training...are my enemies!
	あわわわ！　やめてよ　ゲンブさーん！ Oh no no no! Stop it, Genbu!
	モンドウムヨウ　デス！　覚悟してくだサイ！ I will not entertain your arguments! Prepare yourself!
	あおいパプリスたちも加勢するよー！ Us Blue Paprisus will provide some support!
	ということで…　ゲンブに　こてんぱんに　されてしまいましたね So... Genbu totally beat us to a pulp, didn't she...
	チョーつよくなってたぞ… She's way too strong...
	ここはゲンブの夢の中…　きっと彼女の強さは　何倍にも　なっているんだろう As this is Genbu's dream, I'm sure she's become twice as strong...
	どーしたらいいんだろ～　ゲンブさんが起きないと　わたしたちも出られないんじゃない？ What should we do~ If Genbu doesn't wake up, then we can't leave either, right?
	たしかに…　どうすればいいんでしょう… That's right. So what should we do next...
	ゲンブは　ニョロちゃんの力を得て　強くなっているように思う I believe that with Nyoro-chan's assistance, Genbu has become stronger.
	たしかにそうですね　大きくなった　ニョロちゃんみたいでした That might be the case. When she gets big, she resembles Nyoro-chan.
	そこが突破口になるような　気がするんだが… I believe that may be where the answer to this conundrum lies...
	あー！ Ooh!
	わわっ！　急に大きい声出さないでよー Whoa! Don't shout so suddenly like that!
	いいこと思いついたぞ！　これなら　ゲンブねーちゃんにも勝てる！ I just thought of something good! I bet we can beat Genbu with it!
	それはすごい！　どんなアイデアか聞かせてください！ Amazing! What have you come up with?
	ゲンブねーちゃんがヘビの力で　強くなったなら　ビャッコさまも　強い動物の力で強くなればいいんだ！ If Genbu got stronger by borrowing the power of a snake, then I can get stronger with the help of a strong beast, too!
	なるほど…　それは一理あるかもしれません I see... I believe you may have a point.
	でも　どうやって　身につけるんだ？　急に強い動物と言われても…　オレたちには　身近に動物はいないぞ But how can we acquire that? Even if you say that we can borrow the strength of beasts, there aren't any of those near us.
	ふんふんふ～ん♪　だったらさ～　わたしたちが　動物になっちゃえばいーんじゃない？ Hehehehe~ ♪ Obviously then we've gotta become the strong beasts ourselves, right?
	おい　何を言い出して… What are you proposing...?
	そうですね…　動物になりきれば　その力を借りられるかもしれません！ I see... By becoming beasts, perhaps we can borrow their power!
	よーし！　決まりだな！　ゲンブねーちゃんのところに行くぞ！ Alright! Let's do this! Off to face Genbu!
	え　おい…　……………… Hey, wait... ... ...
	…仕方ない　やるしかないようだな ...I suppose we might as well give it a shot.
	ゲンブねーちゃーん！ Genbu!
	アナタたち　まだいたんデスカ You four are here again?
	さっきの　ビャッコさまとは　違うんだぞ！ I'm different from the last time you fought me!
	どういうことデスカ…？ What do you mean by that...?
	聞いて驚け！　ビャッコさまは　トラの力を手に入れた！ Listen here! I, the Great Byakko, have acquired the strength of a tiger!
	ニャー！！ Meow!!
	ニャー！？ M-meow?!

Episode 3

	聞いて驚け！　ビャッコさまは　トラの力を手に入れた！ Listen here! I, the Great Byakko, have acquired the strength of a tiger!
	ニャー！！ Meow!!
	ニャー！？　ソレはネコでは！？ M-meow?! Is that not the cry of a cat?!
	私はニワトリの力を借りて　強くなりました！ I've borrowed the strength of the rooster!
	くるっくー！　くるっくー！！ Coo coo! Coo!!
	くるっくー！？　ソレはハトでは！？ Coo coo?! Is that not the call of a dove?!
	ふんふんふ～ん♪　わたしはキリンさんだけに～　キリンの力を手に入れたんだよ～♪ Hehehe ♪ And I'm Kirin, so of course I've got the strength of a kirin~♪
	…あれ　キリンって鳴くの？　まーいっか　キリンリンリ～ン♪ ...Hang on, do kirin make any sound? Well, whatever~ Kirinrinrin~♪
	キリンリンリ～ン♪　…って　力を手に入れたのでは！？ Kirinrinrinrin~♪ ...so you have borrowed its strength as well?!
	オレはリスの力で　己の拳法に磨きをかけた… With the strength of squirrels, I've honed my kung fu...
	かかってこいパプー！ Come face me, papuー!
	パプ…！？　なんのことだかワカリマセン！ Papu...?! I do not understand that one at all!
	ふふ…　ふふふっ… Hehe... Hehehehe...!
	おっ！？ Ooh?!
	アハハハハ！　な、なんですか　そのモノマネは～！ Ahahahaha! Just what is going on with these silly animal impressions~?!
	隙ができたぞ…いまだ！　全員でいくぞ！ She's open... Now's our chance! Everyone give it all you've got!
	きゅう～　やられましタ… Oof~ You have bested me...
	さあ　ゲンブ！　目を覚ましてください！ Now, Genbu! Please wake up!
	うう…　修行…　修行をしなければ… Uugh...but my training... I have to continue it...
	だから！　これは夢なんだってば！　朝のおつとめの時間だぞ！ Like we've been tellin' ya, this is just a dream! It's time to do the morning chores!
	おつとめ…　朝… Morning...chores...
	そーだよー　じーちゃん　怒っちゃうよ～ What he said~ Grandpa's gonna get mad otherwise~
	じーちゃん…！　師父！？ Grandpa...! You mean shifu?!
	正気に戻ったようだな　ほら　早く起きろ Looks like you've come to you senses. Come on, hurry and wake up.
	おつとめ…　修行…　はっ！　ワタシは…　いったい何を… Chores... Training... Ah! What was I just doing...?
	ここは…　夢から出られたくるっくー？ Have we finally escaped her dream, coo?
	くるっくー！？　ソレはハトでは！？ Coo?! Isn't that the call of a dove!
	…はっ！　今までのは…夢？　今は何時ですカ！？　寝坊しましタ！ ...Ah! Was that all just a dream?! What time is it now?! I have overslept!
	あ！　みんな起きた！　おかえり～☆ Ah! Everyone's up now! Welcome back~☆
	ちゃんと　修行はできた？ Were you able to get some training in?
	はい！　たくさんできましタ！ Yes! I did quite a bit!
	姿も元のゲンブに　戻っているな　やはりあれは　夢の中だから　だったのかもしれないパプー It seems that Genbu's returned to her usual self, too. That really was just part of the dream, papu.
	ハハハ！　セイリュウにーちゃん　「パプー」っておかしいニャー！ Hahaha! Seiryuu, you're still going "Papu", it's so weird, meow!
	ビャッコくんだって「ニャー」って　言ってるリンリン～♪ And Byakko's still going "meow", rinrin~
	ふふっ　みなさん　かわいいですネ！ Hehe, everyone is acting so cute!
	そういえば　ゲンブは　もっとたくさん修行がしたいと　思っていたんでしたね That reminds me. Genbu, you wanted to do some more training, correct?
	そうでス　ワタシ　のんびりは好きですが　修行が遅れてしまうのではト… That is right. I like to take things easy, but I am afraid that I will fall behind in my training...
	では…朝のおつとめの後に　特訓メニューを　追加しましょう！ Then after the morning chores, let us prepare a special training regimen!
	ビャッコさまも　もっともっと　修行したいと思ってたから　ちょうどいいニャー！ I wanna do more training, too, so that's perfect, meow!
	ん～　わたしは部屋に帰って　二度寝したいリンリン～ Hm... I think I'll go back to my room and take a nap, rinrin~
	なにを言っているんだ　修行なら全員でだろう…パプー What are you saying? If they're training, we're all going... Papu.
	ありがとうございます…　とても嬉しいでス！ Thank you very much... I am very happy!
	よし　まずは朝のおつとめですね Perfect. Then let's take care of the chores first.
	がんばっていきましょう！　くるっくー！ Let us all do our best! Coo coo!
	ビャッコさまに　まかせろニャー！ Leave it to the Great Byakko, meow~!
	そうだな　すぐにおわらせて　特訓をするパプー Quite. The sooner we finish, the sooner we can train, papu.
	しょうがないな～…　わたしもつきあってあげよう！　キリンリンリ～ン♪ I don't get a say huh~... Guess I'll join in! Kirinrinrin~!
	みなさん　ありがとうございまス！ Thank you, all of you!
	ワタシも　がんばりますニョロ～！ I will also push myself hard, nyoro~!
	ふふ　あの子たち　みーんな　きちんと自分の力で願いが叶えられる　えらい子ちゃんたちだったのね Hehe, all of these guys are hard workers that can make their dreams come true on their own, aren't they?
	夢の力を使うのもいいけど…　その前に努力するのが大事だもんね♪ It's good to use the power of dreams, but before that, you've gotta put in the effort ♪
	「修行の道はヘビー！」 ～　おしまい　～ "The Serpentine Path of Training! ~ The End ~

Translated by eudaemonics