PPQ:Manzai Demo Theater/The Path of Training Be Heavy!
< PPQ:Limited Story/2020 § The Path of Training Be Heavy!
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Into Her Dream! (夢の中へ！) |
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Absorbed in Training! (修行にムチュー！) |
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Gather, Strong Animals! (集え、強いアニマル！) |
Episode 1
― Pwurp Island ― At a certain kung fu lineage's mansion | |
![[★4] Suzaku](https://puyonexus.com/mediawiki/images/thumb/a/ac/Img109204.png/50px-Img109204.png)
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今日も朝のおつとめを始めましょう！ そうじ せんたく すいじ！ 各自もちばに…
Let us begin today's chores! Cleaning, laundry, and cooking! Each person will tackle their own respective duties... |
![[★4] Seiryu](https://puyonexus.com/mediawiki/images/thumb/1/19/Img209204.png/50px-Img209204.png)
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おい 人数が足りないんじゃないか？
Hang on. Aren't we short one person? |
![[★4] Kirin](https://puyonexus.com/mediawiki/images/thumb/7/74/Img509204.png/50px-Img509204.png)
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ほんとうだ～！ ４人しかいないね
Ooh, we are~! There's only four of us here right now, huh? |
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確かに 人数が少ないですね…
Surely someone isn't shirking their work...?! |
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おつとめは ５人で分担するようにと 師父がおっしゃられていますからね 点呼をとりましょう！
Since shifu told us that we should divide the housework among five people, I shall do rollcall![1] |
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まずは私！ スザク！ ハイ！
First, myself: Suzaku! Present! |
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続いて セイリュウ！
Next, Seiryuu! |
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ここだ
Here. |
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ビャッコ！
Byakko! |
![[★4] Byakko](https://puyonexus.com/mediawiki/images/thumb/7/7b/Img409204.png/50px-Img409204.png)
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いるぜー！
Right here! |
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キリン！
Kirin! |
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はいはーい！ キリンさんでーす♪
Yep yep! Present and accounted for ♪ |
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ゲンブ！
Genbu! |
| しーん (Silence) | |
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ゲンブがいないようだな …まったく なにをしてるんだ？
Genbu is missing, it seems... Just what is she doing, slacking off like this? |
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へへーん きっと寝坊だぜ！ ビャッコさまが起こしてやる！
Hehe, I bet she's sleeping in! I'll go wake her up! |
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…珍しいですね ゲンブはおっとりとしてはいますが 朝寝坊は記憶にありません
That's unusual, though. Genbu might be rather laid-back, but I can't recall her ever sleeping in. |
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なにごともなければ いいんですが…
I hope it's nothing serious... |
![[★5] Genbu](https://puyonexus.com/mediawiki/images/thumb/1/1e/Img309205.png/50px-Img309205.png)
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（すやすや)
Zzz... |
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あー！ やっぱり寝てるー！
Wow~ She really is sleeping in! |
![[★5] Byakko](https://puyonexus.com/mediawiki/images/thumb/b/b7/Img409205.png/50px-Img409205.png)
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おーい！ ゲンブねーちゃん！ 起きろー！ 朝だぞー！
Oiー Genbuー! Wake up! It's morning! |
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（すやすや）
Zzz... |
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ゲンブさーん おつとめの時間だよ～♪
Genbu, it's time to do the chores~♪ |
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（すやすや）
Zzz... |
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ぜんぜん起きないぞ！ いったい どーしたんだよ！？
She ain't wakin' up at all! What should we do?! |
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うーん… 二人がこんなに大きな声で 騒いでいるのに目が覚めないとは
Hmm... If even your loud voices couldn't wake her up, that must mean... |
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もしかしたら ただ寝ているだけでは ないのかもしれないな
Perhaps this isn't just her sleeping in. |
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いったい ゲンブになにが…
Just what could have happened to Genbu...? |
| ？？？ 念のために 見に来てみたら… やっぱりこうなっちゃったかー I came back just to check on her... I knew it'd probably turn out like this. | |
![[★4] Elisa](https://puyonexus.com/mediawiki/images/thumb/a/ab/Img413904.png/50px-Img413904.png)
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夢におぼれちゃうかも～って 心配だったんだよね…
I was worried she'd become so absorbed in her dream... |
![[★5] Seiryu](https://puyonexus.com/mediawiki/images/thumb/e/e5/Img209205.png/50px-Img209205.png)
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お前はなにものだ！？
And who are you?! |
![[★5] Elisa](https://puyonexus.com/mediawiki/images/thumb/e/e4/Img413905.png/50px-Img413905.png)
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エリサちゃんは 夢の配達人♪ 夢の中で お願い事を叶えてあげるの
I'm just the dream courier, Elisa ♪ I bring dreams where a~ll your wishes come true! |
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それで 昨日この子に頼まれて お願い事を叶えてあげたんだよっ☆
Yesterday, miss sleepyhead here asked me to give her a dream like that, so I did ☆ |
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夢を叶える…？ ゲンブはあなたに どんなことを お願いしたんですか？
A dream where your wishes come true...? What kind of dream did Genbu ask for? |
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のんびりやさんだから 夢の中でも修行したいって言われたの だから叶えてあげたんだよ～☆
She's a rea~l easygoing girl, so she told me she wanted to make up with training in her dreams! So I made it happen. |
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エリサちゃんね がんばりやさんのことは 応援してあげたいから～♪
You see, I love hardworking and persevering types like that, so I provide them with Elisa's special dream service when I can~ ♪ |
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しかし このまま放っておくと 朝の時間が終わってしまう
Though, if we let her sleep like this, the morning will soon be over. |
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普段の修行の時間が減ってしまっては 本末転倒じゃないか？
Isn't decreasing her training time in the real world putting the cart before the horse a bit? |
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…………た たしかに～！ 気が付かなかった…うっかり☆
... ... I-I guess you got me there~! I didn't realize that... How careless of lil ol' me ☆ |
![[★5] Kirin](https://puyonexus.com/mediawiki/images/thumb/a/ad/Img509205.png/50px-Img509205.png)
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ねえねえ～ せっかく 夢の中でがんばっても 意味がないんじゃかわいそうだよ
You know, I feel bad for her since she's training so hard in her dream but it won't really amount to anything... |
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早く起こしてあげてよー
Let's hurry and wake her up! |
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うーん それができないんだなぁ… 自分で起きてもらわないと
Hm... I can't do that though~ I've gotta let the dreamers wake up on their own, you see. |
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でもゲンブねーちゃんは起こしても ぜーんぜん起きないぞ！
But she won't wake up even if we try to wake her up! |
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うん だからキミたちが 夢の中に行って この子を起こしてあげてよ☆
Yep, so I think all four of you have got to travel into her dream and wake her up from there ☆ |
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は？ なにを言って…
Huh? That's ridiculous... |
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はーい じゃあ夢の中に ご案内するよ～♪
All aboard, everyone~! We're going straight to dreamland~♪ |
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おい！ 話を…
Wait! Listen t... |
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そーれ～☆
Choo choo~☆ |
| みんな う うわあ～～～～！ Everyone | |
― Within Genbu's dream ― | |
![[★5] Suzaku](https://puyonexus.com/mediawiki/images/thumb/6/6a/Img109205.png/50px-Img109205.png)
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はっ！ こ ここは！？ 森の中…？
H-huh?! Is this the forest...?! |
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あ～！ みんな！ あそこ見て～！
Woah, everyone! Look over there! |
![[★5] Yamata no Nyoro-chan](https://puyonexus.com/mediawiki/images/thumb/e/e4/Img333505.png/50px-Img333505.png)
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さあ かかってきなサイ！ 相手になりマス！
Now, come at me! You shall be my next opponent! |
![[★2] Red Paprisu](https://puyonexus.com/mediawiki/images/thumb/6/67/Img100102.png/50px-Img100102.png)
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なにこれー？ みどりのヘビー？ なにがなんだか わからないけど みどりのあいてには 負けないよ！
What is this, some kinda green snake? I got no idea what you are, but I ain't lettin' some green fella get the best of me! |
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パプリスの群れと… あれはゲンブ…なのか！？
In the middle of that group of Paprisu... Is that...Genbu?! |
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なんかイメチェンしてるっぽいけど あの雰囲気はゲンブさんで 間違いナシだよー
Seems like she's changed up her look, but that aura is definitely Genbu! |
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手加減しないヨ！
Do not expect me to go easy on you! |
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なんだか強そうで カッコイイな！ アツい戦いの予感がするぞ！
Whoa, she seems kinda strong and cool! I bet this is gonna be an awesome fight! |
Episode 2
― Inside Genbu's dream ― | |
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苦手な相手に勝ってこそ… 修行の意味があるのデス！
Training is only meaningful when against an opponent who has the advantage! |
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みどりなんて イチコロ！ かくごー！！
I ain't losin' to the likes of some greeny! Come at me!! |
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たあー！
Take this! |
| どたばた どたばた
(Scuffle scuffle) | |
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ゲンブの優勢が続いています！ このままなら 勝てる！
Genbu's got the upper hand! If she keeps this up, victory will be hers! |
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がんばれー！ ゲンブねーちゃーん！
Go, go, Genbu! |
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…隙アリ！ もらったデス！
You're wide open! Hiyah! |
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うわ～！ ばたんきゅ～…
Uwah~! I'm zonked... |
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あの数の相手を倒してしまうとは…
I can't believe she defeated that many of them... |
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さっすが ゲンブさんー♪
That's our Genbu~ ♪ |
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んじゃー 起きてプワープに帰ろうぜ！
Okay then, time for you to wake up and come back to Pwurp! |
![[★6] Slithering Genbu](https://puyonexus.com/mediawiki/images/thumb/7/7e/Img333506.png/50px-Img333506.png)
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起きて…？ 何を言ってるんですカ！ まだ修行の途中ですヨ！
Wake up...? Just what are you proposing! I am still in the middle of my training! |
![[★2] Blue Paprisu](https://puyonexus.com/mediawiki/images/thumb/8/88/Img200102.png/50px-Img200102.png)
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そうだそうだ！ こんどは あおいパプリスと 修行する約束ー！
That's right, that's right! You promised to train with us Blue Paprisus! |
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ゲンブ…？ いや だからですね 朝のおつとめのために この夢から出て…
Genbu...? No, you have to wake up so we can take care of the chores... |
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夢？ おつとめ？ 修行のジャマを しないでくだサイ！
A dream? Chores? Please do not suggest things that would interfere with my training! |
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おっと…これはマズイんじゃないか？
Hm... This doesn't seem to be going well, does it? |
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修行のジャマをする人たち… みんな敵デス！
All of those who would seek to interfere with my training...are my enemies! |
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あわわわ！ やめてよ ゲンブさーん！
Oh no no no! Stop it, Genbu! |
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モンドウムヨウ デス！ 覚悟してくだサイ！
I will not entertain your arguments! Prepare yourself! |
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あおいパプリスたちも加勢するよー！
Us Blue Paprisus will provide some support! |
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ということで… ゲンブに こてんぱんに されてしまいましたね
So... Genbu totally beat us to a pulp, didn't she... |
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チョーつよくなってたぞ…
She's way too strong... |
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ここはゲンブの夢の中… きっと彼女の強さは 何倍にも なっているんだろう
As this is Genbu's dream, I'm sure she's become twice as strong... |
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どーしたらいいんだろ～ ゲンブさんが起きないと わたしたちも出られないんじゃない？
What should we do~ If Genbu doesn't wake up, then we can't leave either, right? |
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たしかに… どうすればいいんでしょう…
That's right. So what should we do next... |
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ゲンブは ニョロちゃんの力を得て 強くなっているように思う
I believe that with Nyoro-chan's assistance, Genbu has become stronger.[2] |
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たしかにそうですね 大きくなった ニョロちゃんみたいでした
That might be the case. When she gets big, she resembles Nyoro-chan. |
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そこが突破口になるような 気がするんだが…
I believe that may be where the answer to this conundrum lies... |
![[★6] Byakko](https://puyonexus.com/mediawiki/images/thumb/a/a7/Img409206.png/50px-Img409206.png)
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あー！
Ooh! |
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わわっ！ 急に大きい声出さないでよー
Whoa! Don't shout so suddenly like that! |
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いいこと思いついたぞ！ これなら ゲンブねーちゃんにも勝てる！
I just thought of something good! I bet we can beat Genbu with it! |
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それはすごい！ どんなアイデアか聞かせてください！
Amazing! What have you come up with? |
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ゲンブねーちゃんがヘビの力で 強くなったなら ビャッコさまも 強い動物の力で強くなればいいんだ！
If Genbu got stronger by borrowing the power of a snake, then I can get stronger with the help of a strong beast, too! |
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なるほど… それは一理あるかもしれません
I see... I believe you may have a point. |
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でも どうやって 身につけるんだ？ 急に強い動物と言われても… オレたちには 身近に動物はいないぞ
But how can we acquire that? Even if you say that we can borrow the strength of beasts, there aren't any of those near us. |
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ふんふんふ～ん♪ だったらさ～ わたしたちが 動物になっちゃえばいーんじゃない？
Hehehehe~ ♪ Obviously then we've gotta become the strong beasts ourselves, right? |
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おい 何を言い出して…
What are you proposing...? |
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そうですね… 動物になりきれば その力を借りられるかもしれません！
I see... By becoming beasts, perhaps we can borrow their power! |
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よーし！ 決まりだな！ ゲンブねーちゃんのところに行くぞ！
Alright! Let's do this! Off to face Genbu! |
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え おい… ………………
Hey, wait... ... ... |
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…仕方ない やるしかないようだな
...I suppose we might as well give it a shot. |
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ゲンブねーちゃーん！
Genbu! |
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アナタたち まだいたんデスカ
You four are here again? |
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さっきの ビャッコさまとは 違うんだぞ！
I'm different from the last time you fought me! |
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どういうことデスカ…？
What do you mean by that...? |
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聞いて驚け！ ビャッコさまは トラの力を手に入れた！
Listen here! I, the Great Byakko, have acquired the strength of a tiger! |
![[★7] Byakko](https://puyonexus.com/mediawiki/images/thumb/6/60/Img409207.png/50px-Img409207.png)
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ニャー！！
Meow!! |
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ニャー！？
M-meow?! |
Episode 3
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聞いて驚け！ ビャッコさまは トラの力を手に入れた！
Listen here! I, the Great Byakko, have acquired the strength of a tiger! |
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ニャー！！
Meow!! |
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ニャー！？ ソレはネコでは！？
M-meow?! Is that not the cry of a cat?! |
![[★6] Suzaku](https://puyonexus.com/mediawiki/images/thumb/8/8c/Img109206.png/50px-Img109206.png)
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私はニワトリの力を借りて 強くなりました！
I've borrowed the strength of the rooster! |
![[★7] Suzaku](https://puyonexus.com/mediawiki/images/thumb/a/ad/Img109207.png/50px-Img109207.png)
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くるっくー！ くるっくー！！
Coo coo! Coo!! |
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くるっくー！？ ソレはハトでは！？
Coo coo?! Is that not the call of a dove?! |
![[★6] Kirin](https://puyonexus.com/mediawiki/images/thumb/d/dd/Img509206.png/50px-Img509206.png)
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ふんふんふ～ん♪ わたしはキリンさんだけに～ キリンの力を手に入れたんだよ～♪
Hehehe ♪ And I'm Kirin, so of course I've got the strength of a kirin~♪ [3] |
![[★7] Kirin](https://puyonexus.com/mediawiki/images/thumb/b/bf/Img509207.png/50px-Img509207.png)
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…あれ キリンって鳴くの？ まーいっか キリンリンリ～ン♪
...Hang on, do kirin make any sound? Well, whatever~ Kirinrinrin~♪ |
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キリンリンリ～ン♪ …って 力を手に入れたのでは！？
Kirinrinrinrin~♪ ...so you have borrowed its strength as well?! |
![[★6] Seiryu](https://puyonexus.com/mediawiki/images/thumb/9/97/Img209206.png/50px-Img209206.png)
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オレはリスの力で 己の拳法に磨きをかけた…
With the strength of squirrels, I've honed my kung fu... |
![[★7] Seiryu](https://puyonexus.com/mediawiki/images/thumb/f/fe/Img209207.png/50px-Img209207.png)
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かかってこいパプー！
Come face me, papuー! |
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パプ…！？ なんのことだかワカリマセン！
Papu...?! I do not understand that one at all! |
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ふふ… ふふふっ…
Hehe... Hehehehe...! |
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おっ！？
Ooh?! |
![[★7] Yamata no Genbu](https://puyonexus.com/mediawiki/images/thumb/4/44/Img333507.png/50px-Img333507.png)
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アハハハハ！ な、なんですか そのモノマネは～！
Ahahahaha! Just what is going on with these silly animal impressions~?! |
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隙ができたぞ…いまだ！ 全員でいくぞ！
She's open... Now's our chance! Everyone give it all you've got! |
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きゅう～ やられましタ…
Oof~ You have bested me... |
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さあ ゲンブ！ 目を覚ましてください！
Now, Genbu! Please wake up! |
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うう… 修行… 修行をしなければ…
Uugh...but my training... I have to continue it... |
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だから！ これは夢なんだってば！ 朝のおつとめの時間だぞ！
Like we've been tellin' ya, this is just a dream! It's time to do the morning chores! |
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おつとめ… 朝…
Morning...chores... |
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そーだよー じーちゃん 怒っちゃうよ～
What he said~ Grandpa's gonna get mad otherwise~ |
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じーちゃん…！ 師父！？
Grandpa...! You mean shifu?! |
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正気に戻ったようだな ほら 早く起きろ
Looks like you've come to you senses. Come on, hurry and wake up. |
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おつとめ… 修行… はっ！ ワタシは… いったい何を…
Chores... Training... Ah! What was I just doing...? |
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ここは… 夢から出られたくるっくー？
Have we finally escaped her dream, coo? |
![[★4] Genbu](https://puyonexus.com/mediawiki/images/thumb/b/bb/Img309204.png/50px-Img309204.png)
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くるっくー！？ ソレはハトでは！？
Coo?! Isn't that the call of a dove! |
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…はっ！ 今までのは…夢？ 今は何時ですカ！？ 寝坊しましタ！
...Ah! Was that all just a dream?! What time is it now?! I have overslept! |
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あ！ みんな起きた！ おかえり～☆
Ah! Everyone's up now! Welcome back~☆ |
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ちゃんと 修行はできた？
Were you able to get some training in? |
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はい！ たくさんできましタ！
Yes! I did quite a bit! |
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姿も元のゲンブに 戻っているな やはりあれは 夢の中だから だったのかもしれないパプー
It seems that Genbu's returned to her usual self, too. That really was just part of the dream, papu. |
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ハハハ！ セイリュウにーちゃん 「パプー」っておかしいニャー！
Hahaha! Seiryuu, you're still going "Papu", it's so weird, meow! |
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ビャッコくんだって「ニャー」って 言ってるリンリン～♪
And Byakko's still going "meow", rinrin~ |
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ふふっ みなさん かわいいですネ！
Hehe, everyone is acting so cute! |
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そういえば ゲンブは もっとたくさん修行がしたいと 思っていたんでしたね
That reminds me. Genbu, you wanted to do some more training, correct? |
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そうでス ワタシ のんびりは好きですが 修行が遅れてしまうのではト…
That is right. I like to take things easy, but I am afraid that I will fall behind in my training... |
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では…朝のおつとめの後に 特訓メニューを 追加しましょう！
Then after the morning chores, let us prepare a special training regimen! |
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ビャッコさまも もっともっと 修行したいと思ってたから ちょうどいいニャー！
I wanna do more training, too, so that's perfect, meow! |
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ん～ わたしは部屋に帰って 二度寝したいリンリン～
Hm... I think I'll go back to my room and take a nap, rinrin~ |
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なにを言っているんだ 修行なら全員でだろう…パプー
What are you saying? If they're training, we're all going... Papu. |
![[★7] Genbu](https://puyonexus.com/mediawiki/images/thumb/d/dc/Img309207.png/50px-Img309207.png)
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ありがとうございます… とても嬉しいでス！
Thank you very much... I am very happy! |
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よし まずは朝のおつとめですね
Perfect. Then let's take care of the chores first. |
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がんばっていきましょう！ くるっくー！
Let us all do our best! Coo coo! |
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ビャッコさまに まかせろニャー！
Leave it to the Great Byakko, meow~! |
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そうだな すぐにおわらせて 特訓をするパプー
Quite. The sooner we finish, the sooner we can train, papu. |
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しょうがないな～… わたしもつきあってあげよう！ キリンリンリ～ン♪
I don't get a say huh~... Guess I'll join in! Kirinrinrin~! |
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みなさん ありがとうございまス！
Thank you, all of you! |
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ワタシも がんばりますニョロ～！
I will also push myself hard, nyoro~! |
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ふふ あの子たち みーんな きちんと自分の力で願いが叶えられる えらい子ちゃんたちだったのね
Hehe, all of these guys are hard workers that can make their dreams come true on their own, aren't they? |
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夢の力を使うのもいいけど… その前に努力するのが大事だもんね♪
It's good to use the power of dreams, but before that, you've gotta put in the effort ♪ |
～ おしまい ～ "The Serpentine Path of Training![4] ~ The End ~ |
- Translated by eudaemonics
Notes
- ↑ Shifu is a Chinese title used to address a teacher of martial arts.
- ↑ For people who don't know Genbu's character, Nyoro-chan is her pet snake.
- ↑ A kirin, sometimes spelled "qilin", is a hooved chimerical creature in Chinese mythology.
- ↑ The title of this manzai is a pun as ヘビ also means "snake" in Japanese, but ヘビー means "heavy".
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