User:Eudaemonics/Translation/Compile Club

This page is dedicated to the translations of a few articles from the magazine Compile Club that featured miniature interviews with certain characters. These were all sourced by demiserf from the Puyo Wiki Central Discord.

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Disclaimer

Some of the jokes and humor reflected here are products of their time. Please be aware that any sexist or homophobic statements within these articles are not reflections of my opinions as the translator, but my attempt at conveying the text as it was written instead of censoring it or updating it.

Ragnus

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The up-and-coming hero Ragnus made his first debut in Puyo Puyo Sun. This time, he is the guest for our interview, and we will get a deep dive at his true personality and his strange quirks that surprised even the strangest mage of all: Schezo Wegey.

"My name is Ragnus Bishashi, I'm 175 centimeters tall, 73 kg. (Interviewer comment: When I did the measurements myself, he was 123cm and 21 kg.) Huh? Where was I born? Why? And my birthday? My blood type?! Why are you bothering me with all these questions?! You must be an underling of the Demon Overlord!! I shall cut you down, hi-yah!!!"

Hailing from a Prestigious Family

Interviewer: Hello, thank you for coming on.

Ragnus: Of course! I've been looking forward to this.

Interviewer: Let's see... Your full name is Ragnus Bishashi, yes?

Ragnus: That's right! The Bishashi family is a famous household that has produced many heroes, including myself.

Interviewer: Ah, so you come from a good family then.

Ragnus: One day I'll defeat a wicked dragon and an evil overlord so that I can live up to my ancestors' legacy!

Interviewer: That's quite the grand dream you've got there.

Ragnus: I'm a man, after all, so I think it's only right that I strive for greatness.

Interviewer: The aspirations of men are something I'll never fully understand as a woman ★

Ragnus: ...Cut it out.

Interviewer: ...Er, sorry.

And What Are Your Hobbies?

Interviewer: Do you do anything as a hobby?

Ragnus: Hobbies? I can't say that I have any.

Interviewer: That's understandable, I'm sure heroes lead busy lives.

Ragnus: I like to think I'm a man who focuses on practical things.

Interviewer: Yes, yes, that seems very like you.

Ragnus: But if you made me pick something, I'd say that I really love traveling.

Interviewer: Ooh, traveling... But you'd expect heroes to travel around the world.

Ragnus: R-really?

Interviewer: In other worlds, there are a lot of heroes like that. There are maybe only a few that want to travel in just one dungeon.

Ragnus: I-I can't believe it... I better step up my game too.

Interviewer: Just so you know, though, the inside of the earth, the ocean floor, and outer space have already been explored.

Ragnus: Huh?! Unbelievable...

Cursed Body

Interviewer: Hm? According to my files, it says that you're cursed.

Ragnus: Yeah, that's right. It's really annoying!

Interviewer: And so you turn into a child because of this curse.

Ragnus: I'm actually 17 years old.

Interviewer: I see... Despite how you look, you speak very maturely. I'm very sorry to hear that.

Ragnus: Well, when I earn enough experience points, I can turn back to my real 17-year old self. I'm pretty unbeatable like that...

Interviewer: This sounds like some weird fusion of a role-playing game and a shooting game...

Ragnus: Since this is a special occasion, I'll show you just how unbeatable I am. This kind of opportunity only comes once in a blue moon.

Interviewer Eh, huh, wait, hang on! Why are you drawing your sword?!

Ragnus: Don't worry, you won't die! Oh, I'll also show you some secret techniques while I'm at it.

Interviewer: Y-you can't be serious?!

Ragnus: Huh?! Stop running, waaaaait!

The True Hero

Interviewer: *huff huff*

Ragnus: *huff huff* Y-you run...really fast...

Interviewer: *huff huff* I'm sure chasing after someone while clad in that full suit of armor...Well, it's not the best idea.

Ragnus: This armor is actually... Well, it's a family heirloom. It's a masterpiece that only a true hero can wear.

Interviewer: I see... So it's a legendary suit, huh.

Ragnus: Because of that, I can't just take it off whenever I want.

Interviewer: So that's why you keep wearing it even though it's so loose on you.

Ragnus: Would you like to see something?

Interviewer: Huh?!

Ragnus: When I level up, this armor fits me perfectly!

Interviewer: You're being very insistent about this, aren't you?

Ragnus: I've regained my energy now, but what about you?

Interviewer: Uh...

Ragnus: Behold the true hero!!

Interviewer: EEK!! S-SOMEONE, HELP MEEEEE!!!

In this section, we take requests from our readers. Please write, "I want to know about this character who was in that game!" and send it our way.

• Writer: Uemizo
• Support: Guts-san and Puyo Puyo SUN staff
• Illustrations: Ichi

Demiserf

Our schedule's still undecided! So that's why our guest this time is Demon Servant. He made his debut in Madou Monogatari ARS but hasn't appeared much since then. Regardless, there were fans who requested his appearance here. (Clap, clap, clap, clap).

Will He Fly Off the Shelves?!

• Writer: Uemizo
• Support: Ichi

Notes

• There is a section title I haven't translated here because it's a joke made in poor taste. I'm still deciding on how to translate it or if I want to translate it at all.

Runelord

Today's guest is the final boss of Madou Monogatari S, Runelord. Although his presence was not foreshadowed much in the game itself, he made a sudden appearance at the last moment. For some reason, we've received many postcards requesting his appearance even though all he does is get beaten up by Schezo. Long story short, there isn't much information about him, so people are curious about him.

Are You Looking Forward to the Sequel?

• Writer: Uemizo
• Support: Ichi (And someone whose name I cannot read)